Please don't lick the baby.
No, honey, don't wipe your hiney with mama's toothbrush.
Honestly, Doctor Martin, I have no idea how she did it.
As a matter of fact, I know exactly how many balls of wet paper towel fit into our VCR at one time.
She was here just a second ago...
I think she ate a piece of rotten apple, but it could have been a sponge.
Dear God, what is that smell?
Really, I wish you'd let me pay you for the damage.
How on earth did you get up there?
I hope that was oatmeal, not vomit.
Sally Bacchetta - Freelance Writer
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Parenting
Motherhood
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