May 28, 2007

National Memo Day

I know that was last week, but I have just one more.

Memo to everyone who uses public restrooms: "handicapped accessible" doesn't mean "handicapped exclusive". If you're an able-bodied person at the front of a 22-person line and 12 of the people in line are shorter than your mailbox and trying very hard not to pee in their pants, for crying out loud, use the handicapped accessible stall or get out of the way!




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So funny! This reminds me of the time I asked my three-year-old daughter, in exasperation, why she always had to use the restroom when we were in a store. "I don't know Mom, I guess my vagina thinks I'm home," she replied.