Knowing how to use the potty
Only using it when you're in the mood
Jumping up and down in the bathtub
Guessing whether Mama will drop her last Excedrin migraine in your dirty bathwater or into the open toilet when she sees you jumping up and down in the bathtub
Hiding play-doh under your tongue when Mama checks to see if you’re eating it
Jumping on the bed
A black olive on every finger
Jumping on the bed with a black olive on every finger
Calling Daddy at work and licking the phone
Arranging eggs and ice cubes on the kitchen floor
Jumping on them
Spinning the Lazy Susan without pinching your fingers
Not eating the bread crust
Eating the sunscreen
Reaching Mama's iced coffee on the counter
Jumping in the rocking chair
Hiding silently
Drinking water from the hose
Sticking the hose in your diaper
Drinking more water from the hose
It's only noon.
Sally Bacchetta - Freelance Writer
Freelance Writer
Parenting
Motherhood
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Hi Sally,
I always enjoy reading your message – thanks very much! And I can almost always relate. Your daughter sounds very inquisitive. My son, Jake, is very much that way too! It’s tiresome, but amazing to watch. Recently at a neighbor’s lemonade stand he wanted to know where the lemons where? Gotta love the innocence.
Jill
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